Halfway to the crazy house.
‘No idea, really. Uh…’ Nary swallowed, suddenly nervous. What had happened was comepletely bugfuck crazy, and she didn’t deny that. But it wasn’t a dream. Couldn’t be a dream. She had the dress! She had proof! …to herself, since anyone else would think she had just had an off day. ‘Why were you reading it? Any particular reason?’ Surely someone who didn’t know the first thing about preservation and gloves wasn’t just in the habit of reading old books.
Realizing that this might actually take a while, she held up her hand and went to get two of the director’s chairs she used for customers going over her Big Book O’ Fabric Choices and a box, hmm…medium latex gloves. For herself she retrieved one of the many pairs of white cotton ones she had made. Washable, breathable, and actually fucking fit her hands.
“I work at a library, dude,” he said Leonard with a laugh, “I love books. And especially books about supernatural stuff and folklore. I guess you could say that the reality most people live in isn’t enough for me.”
He grabbed a pair of latex gloves, waggling his eyebrows suggestively when he slipped them on. He snapped them a few times for effect.
“I kind of live every day hoping that the maps and catalogues of the world are incomplete, that there’s more out there than meets the eye,” he said, somewhat self-consciously. With a sigh, he tried to distract her from his sudden moment of silliness by flipping to the index of the book and reading the contents out loud.
“Regions knowne to be inhabited by faeries
Characteristics of faeries
Kinds and classes of fae
Elementals
Aelves
Trolls
Trows
Hobs (Brownies, Bowies, Hobgoblins)
Boggarts
Bogles
Kelpies
Selkies
Pixies
Nixies
Spriggans
Redcaps
Leprechauns
Sprites
Ways to ward off malevolent fae
Ways to attract Seely Fae
Trooper Fae and their customs
A Warning to them who seek.”



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